What Have You Done For Me Lately?", Janet Jackson

Hey blog world. Yep, it's me. Ms. RR. No, you're not seeing things. I am back up in this biatch. I closed down my page for bout a couple of months because of my ineptness (is that even a word?). I just lost touch. Lost touch with blogging. Lost touch with reading people's blogs. It happens. I have this rare knack of being very passionate about something, going full-blown ahead with it...and after a couple of months (or if I'm really lucky, a couple of days) I just lose interest. Like that *snaps of fingers*. Shame! I truly do not enjoy that side of myself. Because, as you might have guess, if I can do this with something as minute as a blog, you can only imagine how I go about things in the real world. The possibilities are endless. But I'm still lovable! *thumbs up sign*

Also, making promises are for losers. I kid...or not. Anywho, when someone puts me in a position for me to "make a promise", I go weak inside. It frightens me. I hate making promises because I always do not live up to them. I mean, I have a pretty horrendous record. Looking back at my 1st post, I promised that I was back to blogging with a vengenance. *chuckles* I'm guessing "vengenance" meant putting up 6, maybe 7 posts, 2 videos, make my blog private and go on a complete lockdown for 2 months. Like I said, it ain't pretty. So no more promises from moi. What you see is what you get. If I blog, hooray. If I don't, boo! It happens.

What made me come out from reclusion was inspiration. I was inspired by numerous of blogs. You can find some great ones just by clicking one blog, look to the side and randomly pick another blog (wash, lather, rinse, repeat). There have been some stinkers. And I'm quite aware that if somebody stumbles across this blog, one can term it a "stinker" due to the lack of activity for such a long period of time. Luckily, the ones that I've discovered have been entertaining, humourous, & fun! It's amazing how much talent is out there in this Blogsville. No wonder people are so into it. It leads right back to inspiration. We are always inspired, always looking for inspiration to keep us going. To keep us coming back for more.

Anywho, to get back in the swing of things, I'm gonna do my "Top 5". Inspired by Original Mgbeke.

5 Things that I would like to do:

• Ride rollercoasters without feeling like I'm bout to sh*t on myself. I just wanna go on one like it's nothing! "Hey, RR. Let's go on The Superman!" "Let's do it!" Simple, no? Not something along the lines of, "Hey, RR. Let's go on The Superman!" "Uh. Um...yeah, you know what? I'll just stand right here. Play some games. Takes some pictures. Just chill. Want me to hold your bag?"
• Visit Australia. I'm so curious about that continent/island/country. It just stands alone. All by its lonesome. Ocean surrounding it's every nook and corner. Does it even have any black people? The fact that it's half a day ahead of us is so cool (yes, I aware that such is the case for Taiwan and Tokyo and Seoul, etc. but it ain't bout them, ok).
• Be on a reality TV show. Yes, we all got dreams and we all star reaching. When I watch such shows like "Real World" and "Big Brother" (just recently due to my pal, F^2) and "Survivor" or even "American Idol" and "So You Think You Can Dance" and "Project Runway"( notice how I'm using "and" and not "or"...you're in the presence of a true TV addict, young folks), I sit back and ponder. Do I have the balls to be on one of these shows? Do I have the personality to hold the audience's attention? Will I have the patience to deal with the immaturity and the ignorance and the drama of my castmembers? Can I outwit and outsmart my counterparts? Can I even sing, dance or sew a straight line? I like to think I can.
• Play a sport. And play it well. Well, actually just basketball. I love basketball. I know the ends and outs of the game. But can Ms. RR bounce a bball without looking like a person without any rhythm?Unfortunately, the answer is no. I wanna play with the boys! And besides, if I'm gonna acquire Carmelo in the near future, I need to have some ounce of game. What happens if one of our dates is us playing pick-up ball at the local park? OMWord, the humiliation!

5 Things that I look forward to:

• A new episode of "Lost". No explanation needed.
• Playing games. I love games. Really, I'm such a little 10yr old boy at heart. I play computer games at work. Play computer games at home. I stare adoringly at the Super Nintendo waiting to caress it. Which reminds me, I need to step my video games up. I gotta get a Wii in my life so I can play Guitar Hero. Played it once over at a house picnic recently and was sold. Ab-so-f*cking-lute-ly sold. I see a new addiction coming, folks.
• Chilling with family and friends. It helps that both sides are very entertaining and very, very funny. Never bored.
• Next vacation. "Vacation", for me, means anywhere outside the area/state I reside in. So, if I'm in the surrounding states of Delaware, Virginia and West Virginia, that is vacation to me. Might be dry but it's a vacation.
• Listening to my ipod.

5 Things I'd Grab if My Apartment Caught Fire (I would assume this means inanimate objects)

• My laptop. TV (too huge and heavy) and Ipod (too shallow) are so not necessary when I can have both in one item! I can watch "Lost"/"Tropic Thunder" while listening to Drake. Also, I can update my status on FB to tell folks that, yes, I am alive and well.
• My camera. Pictures tells a thousand stories. Also, if my apartment went ablaze due to a malfunctioning electrical outlet or arson, I have a case in my hands. Or just upload the pics on FB.
• Some clothes. Chances are this ablaze happened at night. So I'll probably be in my nightie/pjs/just underwear. What happens WJLA Channel 7 News crew start setting up infront of my apartment? What happens when a newcaster comes and shoves a microphone up my face asking how I manage to leave my house with my laptop while there's a dog peering through my window, barking in pain? Am I gonna stand still in my nightie/pjs/just underwear answering that question? While being filmed, mind you? No! I'm freakin' running for cover! So, I gotta look presentable, people. Hair doesn't matter. Not revealing too much for the folks at home does. So when that newscaster comes, I gots to be looking somewhat sane while answering the questions and remind the folks at home that, yes, I am alive and well.
• Cellphone. Not a fan of Sprint. I think it dicks its' long-time customers. And their phone choices are pretty slim. But great service! *thumbs up sign* But when my apartment is ablaze, not being a fan of my phone is mute compared to how LUCKY I am to have a phone at the moment. Plus, I can call/text my family and friends to tell them that, yes, I am alive and well.
• Official documents. Gotta remind the government that I am a citizen of this country. So that means, anything near my reach which would be my SSN card, birth certificate and/or passport.

5 Random Things About Me

• I'm a quiet girl by nature but when surrounded by crazy people, my craziness tends to come out. That doesn't mean I'm a follow follow or a flunkie. Never that. It's just that it takes something (or in this case, some people) to bring out the crazy in me.
• I curse alot. (Actually, I'm pretty proud of myself that I didn't have like a slew of curse words in this post. Yay me!) My brother thinks I enjoy cursing. Never that. Who the hell enjoys cursing? Please, who? To me, I just speak what's on my mind. And if curse word(s) happens to be in there, chances are it's coming out. But I'm trying to change. Promise.
• Don't like to run. Running is for losers. I kid. Anywho, I'm fearful that if I run, the boobs are gonna hit my face and/or people are looking at my boobs hitting my face. Also, I just prefer to walk.
• I enjoy male singers more than female singers. To me, females that knows how to sing is expected. But a guy that knows how to sing? *swoons* I'm in heaven. Is it too much to ask if I want my future husband to have great singing capabilities? It'll be awesome if Carmelo's hidden talent was singing.
• If I'm reading a book written by a foreign author or set in a foreign setting, I tend to read it in that accent. Example: If I'm reading any Harry Potter book, I'm reading it in an English accent.

5 Things that I'm wearing right now

• An Old Navy T-shirt with the words "Old Navy" shaped in a form of a wave inscribed on it.
• A blue cropped sweatpants
• A dark blue head scarf
• A light pink bra
• A dark pink fitness bra

That was fun...and long. Oh well. Like I said, what you see is what you get. So be expecting some long posts in the future. :o)

I'm out like Jagged Edge. Where are they, by the way?