Why? Why? Tell 'Em That It's Human Nature - Michael Jackson

RR is bored.

RR is hella bored.

RR is amazed that she just used a Cali slang.

RR wants to use some DC slang.

RR will try again.

*clears throat*

RR's bored like a mug.

RR knows a "mug" can be an inanimate object, a bad photo or a stern look. But to be like a "mug"?

RR just wants you to know that she has never been this bored nor this restless in a very, very long, long, long, long, long, long time.

RR can be bored.

RR can be restless.

RR can not be bored and restless.

RR realizes that this is a bad combination.

RR needs something to happen.

RR needs something to happen now.

RR likes to say, "Boredom is real."

RR is now saying, "Boredom is Human Nature."

RR is sighing.

*le sigh *

RR is stressing that was actually a sigh.

RR is saying don't give her that WTF look.

RR is still bored despite attempts to not be bored by composing this post.

RR is miffed that this act is not working.

RR is wondering what to do next.

*le sigh*

RR can finally watch the 17 episodes of "Ugly Betty" still in her DVR.

RR can will herself to put her clothes away.

RR realizes she can't will herself to put her clothes away cause of lack of hangers.

RR is wondering who stole borrowed her hangers.

RR can get on the ghetto-ass stair climber and do a 15min workout.

RR can work on her flabbing arms.

RR will now flap her arms so the flabs can be in motion.

*pause*

RR has just flapped her arms so the flabs can be in motion.

RR is thinking why she just committed such an act.

RR thinks she is now Loser with a capital "L" for committing such an act.

RR will now end this post out of embarrassment.

RR doesn't want to end this post.

RR realizes that she is enjoying composing this post.

RR's joy has just dissipated.

RR is done.

RR...out.